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                 pksj jh ekWa

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 pksj jh ek¡ ?kM+S jS ek; ew.MkS ?kky jksoS A vk dgkor vc twuh gks;xhA vc rks ?kM+S esa ew.MkS ?kky*j cS jksoS tdk Bxht xkA Bxht.k lk# cktkj tk.kkS t#jh dksuhA vki.kS   nSl esa fur uwok Hkz’Vkpkj jk ikB gksoSA uSrk&vQlj] Bxkjk vj pkSj] fur uwoka <kSsx djS vj HkkSGh HkkGh turk jk fjfi;k jS pwukS yxkosA vkajh dksbZ tkr dksuh gqoSA vcS rks pkSj jh ekWa uhr uqok eafnj tkoS] ihiG iwtSA cki pkSrsGS ekFkS cSBîkS ipka;rh djS A lXkGk feu[k gkFk ckU/îkSM+k gktjh esa mHkk jsoSA dq.k ekbZ jks yky ckuS pkSj jh ekWa  dS; ldSA cks tekukS x;kS tn dkB jh gkaMh vsd ckj gh p<rh] vc rkS dkp jk Hkk.Mk pwY;ka p<+koS] D;ksa dS yksx le> vkGk ?k.kk gksX;kA

  iSyk vkSykn pks[kkS dke djrh tn ekbZrka jks uke gksaorkS vj Åa/kk dke djrk t.kS dsork dS dkGkS ew.MkS gksX;kSA i.k vc rkS dqyM+h esa xqM+ QksM+kSA yk;d dn ukyk;d c.k tkoS Bk ugha iM+SA Åa/kk dke dj·vkS t.kS ekbZrk jkS uke pe·dhA ukd dnSbZ dVS ugha ]ukd rks c<+S gSA dgkor gS dS udVk jS FkkjkS ukd dV~;kS dS vkSj c<+~;kS A b.k  lk# ?k.kkS lksp dj.k jh t#jr dksuhA gFkkbZ ekFkS vsM+k ekbZrka uS  vknj lrdkj o/kkjkS nsoSA vkt jh csGk ekbZrka uS vkSyknka lwa >wB ckSy.k esa vkxS jso.kkS pkbZtSA tekukS dks>S <+kGS fcxM+xkS  b.k ckr lwa MjuS jh t#jr dksuhA nkSuwa gkFkka eka; ykMw jk[kkS] t.kS ikj iM+lhA dns] fdlksM+kS dWoj ?kj lwa dk<+ nSoS b.k jkS psrkS jk[kkSA  ,d ckj fpjeh uS ?ke.M gks;xkS dS Hkxoku vk[krkS gks;ksMkS m.kjkS  dkGkS ew.MkS djk;kSA vkt jk Vkcj fpjeh uS  ds vksG[kS ] ns[kh gh dksuh A vkijh ekaoka uS ns[kkSA nknh&nknk uS rks gkGh& fnokGh fofM;kS dkUQzsl djSk uhrj iNS nknh&nknk uS lkeh ixka /kksd yxoko.k tk.kkS iM+S rks lje fd.k ckr jhA vkika jk dkaVk vkik.kS*bZ pqHklhA NhaV vj fNukG nwj ls ?k.kh QwVjh ykxSA i.k fNukG nwtk jkS rks dkabZ djS vkijkS ?kj vj MkSG iSyk dkGkS djSA vkijk djîksM+k vkiuS bZ Hkksx.kk iMS+A

  jkM+ dS flj ix dksuh gksoSA jksM+rak& jksM+rak bZ mQ.klh] tdk jkS rks dksbZ miko gh dks·uhA ch;ka myVks fnu cw> vj dksuh vkoSA [kkjk  cksY;ksM+k vj ehBk [kk;kSM+k Hkwys dksuh] i.k uxVka jS fdlkS ukd gksoSA xksGh dks ?kko Hkj tkos] i.k cksyh jks dksuh HkjSA b.k okLrS tdk xqM+ fn;ka ejS fc.kuS tSgj uha nso.kkSA v.kwrk Kkuh vkijS djeka lwa vkisbZ dje QkSM+s tdk uS dkabZ Kku nso.kkSA  Ms<+ gksfl;kj c.k vj lkaika uS nw/k ikokS vj liksfG;k jS fcpkGS  cSB*j gFkkbZ djkSA

    jkoGS theks vj de [kk;ka jks lksp jk[kksA vj nks VSe xkck cnGks tdks dq.k tk.kS dkGtks Hkfj;ksM+ks gS dS [kkyhA vsM+ka jh fx.krh <ka<+ka esa gksoS rkS gkso.k nkSA vksyknka jS vkxS /kjrjk’Vª c.kuS esa Qk;nksA ,d t.kS jS <ka<+ka vj feu[kka jk Bk.k ,d flj[kk A Bk.k ÅapkW&ÅapkW A [kkoS ftdka jk daB ekSlhts] fcpkGS NkSM*j tk.kkS iM+S ] nqckjk tk.kS jkS uke b.k tue esa ikNkS uh ysoSA ,SM+k dkatjk jh dqŸkh dBS tkorh C;koS A vk ckr rkS yi&yi djf.k;k tk.kSA tsoM+h cGT;k] i.k cG dksuh tkosA b.k oklrS tsoM+h cf.k;kSM+k jsokSA HkGS cikSrh ekFkS  rkd jk[kkS A ekbZrka jh lsok dj.kh t#jh dkSuhA  yqxkbZ vj Vkcjka rkabZa thokS A ekbZr  VqdM+ks xsjs tn rkabZa rks iwaN fgykokS furj vsM+k Mkapk HkjkS  dS xaMdk uS bZ ykjS NksM+ nsokSAA iSyk jS ekbZrka jS nkS ckj vkalwa vkaork ,d rks csVh ijkbZ gkSorh tn vj nwth ckj tn csVkS ekbZrka lwa ewaMkS QsjrkSA i.k vc <kGkS ,dne myVkS jk[kkSA vkijS vSoM+ uS [kqYykS pj.k uS NksM+ nkSA lkeyS jkS yhykS ew.MkS vj jkrk ixA  fxjgs tk.kS*j Mkdksr  vki.kS rks #iyh iYyS ckaf/kÓkSM+h jk[kkSA feu[k fjfi;k lwa vkSGf[ktSA [kkunku uS dw.k vkSG[kSA peM+h tkoS rks tko.k nkS neM+h uh tk.kh pkbZtSA xSyk cf.k;ksM+k jsgoksA fjfi;k gks;ka bZ rks yksxM+k vksyS&nksyS fQjs*bA xqM+ gksoS tBS eka[;ka fHk.kdS ghtA b.k lk# eu eka; prj fpdyh uhGh desM+h c.k;ksM+k jSoksA fjfi;s jh tM+ dkGtS esa gksoS i.k ejS tn dkGtkS lkxS tkoSA

   dGtqx esa >wB QGkiSA lksxuka [kkaqo.k uS gwoSA b.k okLrS] djS dksbZ HkjS dksbZA vkika gka ftlh gh nqfu;k uS ns[kkSA lS nw/k jk /kkS;ksM+k gSA nks eawMka jh cksxh c.k*j jSokSA dSokS dBbZ tkokS dBbZA >wB cksG.k esa lje [kwaVh ekFkS jk[k.khA vkijh bTtr f[kaMko.k jh iwjh dksfll djkSA dksbZ ekbZ jks yky ukd lkeh dkSuh ns[kSA ns[kS rks #eky yxk;ksM+ks jk[kksA dGtqx esa rks iki djS tdk /kki*j [kkoS A vkt jS VSe rks /kje djS tdk jk dje QwVSA lsok lfefr [kksykS vj pwjek thekSA ,d HkkbZ BxhtS rks vGxkS gks tkoS A nwtkSM+k fdlk ejxk A xqM+ fn;ksM+kS jk[kkS vj rkd jk[k*j nwtsM+S jh vk[;k esa dktG ?kkykSA

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JAGRAM JI SMARK IN JUNAGARDH FORT IN BIKANER

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chdkusj ij vf/kdkj djus ds fy, tks/kiqj ds egkjkt vHk;flag us nks ckj vkØe.k fd;k FkkA igys ;q) dh vlQyrk tks/kiqj ds egkjktk ds ân; esa dkaVk cu pqdk FkkA foØe laor~ 1797 ¼bZ-lu~ 1740½ esa tks/kiqj egkjktk us chdkusj ds fonzksgh Bkdqj ykyflag ¼Hkknzk½] Bkdqj laxzkeflag ¼pw:½] rFkk Bkdqj Hkheflag ¼egktu½ ds lkFk iqu% chdkusj ij p<+kbZ dj nhA loZizFke ns'kuksd igaqp dj ek¡ dj.kh th ds n'kZu fd, vkSj chdkusj uxj esa izos'k dj uxjokfl;ksa dks ywVkA¹ uxj dh ywV dk lekpkj lqudj chdkusj dqaoj xtflag dkQh lkfFk;ksa dks ysdj tks/kiqj lsuk o fojksf/k;ksa dk lkeuk djus ds fy, vk, ijUrq egkjktk tksjkojflag us mUgsa x<+ ds Hkhrj cqyk fy;kA tks/kiqj dh lsuk y{ehukjk;.k th ds efUnj ds ikl iqjkus fdys ij] ,d lsuk vuwilkxj] nwljk ekspkZ mlh dqa, dh iwohZ <+ky ij] rhljk ekspkZ nxY;k ¼naxyh lk/kqvksa ds v[kkM+s dk LFkku½ rFkk nwljh rjQ ihiy ds o`{kksa ds uhps rksisa] iSny flikgh vkfn FksA lwjlkxj iw.kZ :i ls vkØe.kdkfj;ksa ds gkFk esa Fkk ,oa fxUuk.kh rkykc ij Hkh fonzksfg;ksa dk vf/kdkj FkkA²

x<+ ds Hkhrj lsuk egkjktk tksjkojflag dh j{kkFkZ mifLFkr FkhA m/kj rksiksa ds xksyksa dh yxkrkj ekj ls x<+ dk cgqr uqdlku gks jgk FkkA eq[;r% ,d 'kaHkqck.k uke dh rksi rks {k.k&izfr{k.k ij viuh fodjkyrk dk ifjp; ns jgh FkhA jktdqekj xtflag us 'kaHkqck.k ds fo:) ekspkZ fy;k vkSj vius cUnwdfp;ksa dks ml rksi dks /oLr djus dk vkns'k fn;kA³ D;ksafd tks/kiqj dh rjQ ls 8 lsj Hkkj dk ,d xksyk dj.k egy ds vkxs ds [kEHkksa esa ls ,d [kEHks ij vkdj Vdjk;kA ,d xksyk lwjtiksy ds daxkjksa ij fxjk ftlls 8&10 lSfud ekjs x;sA tc jktdqekj xtflag lw;Z dks vdZ ns jgs Fks] rc ,d xksyk muds egy ij vkdj fxjkA nhokj dh bZaVsa jktdqekj ij vk iM+hA⁴ egrk vkuUney tks fd egkjktk tksjkoflag ds eqlkfgc FksA iqjksfgr txjke th vkSj muesa dqN [kViV FkhA ,d fnu txjke th dh rjQ b'kkjk djrs gq, cksys & ^^dHkh le; vkus ij nks gkFk fn[kkÅaxk vc ekSdk gS] fn[kkvksa viuh djkekrA** iqjksfgr th us bu O;aX; Hkjs 'kCnksa dh xkaB cka/k yh vkSj dqN dj fn[kkus dh eu gh eu izfrKk dhA⁵

      tks/kiqj dh QkStsa ?ksjk Mkys gq, FkhaA 'kaHkqck.k rksi {k.k&{k.k fdys ij Hkh"k.k xksykckjh dj jgh Fkh] dqN lSfud gksyh dk vkuUn ys jgs FksA iqjksfgr th us egkjktk ls xqIr ea=.kk ds i'pkr~ vius dqN fo'oklh lokjksa dks lkFk ys 'kke dks 'kksj djrs gq, ,d lkFk mu ij VwV iM+sA igys gh geysa esa 'kaHkqck.k rksi ij vf/kdkj dj mldk eqag tks/kiqj dh lsukvksa dh vksj dj fn;kA bl vizR;kf'kr geys ls tks/kiqj dh lsukvksa esa cM+h Hk;kud vO;oLFkk QSy x;hA mlh {k.k tks/kiqj egkjktk dks [kcj feyh fd tks/kiqj ij t;iqj ds egkjktk t;flag us vkØe.k dj fn;k vr% tks/kiqj QkSt Hkkx [kM+h gqbZ vkSj ukxkSj igqap dj jkgr dh lkal yhA bl volj ij ykSVrh gqbZ tks/kiqj dh lsuk dks chdkusj dh QkSt us cqjh rjg ywVkA⁶

iqjksfgr th us Hkh lkgl fn[kkdj tks muds dqN lkfFk;ksa ds lkFk >w> jgs Fks vkSj [kwc Hkxk;kA bl xqIr Nkikekj ;q) esa txjke th dk lkjk 'kjhj pksVksa ls Nyuh gks x;k FkkA ,d rhj lh/kk mudh ukfHk esa yxk] ij mUgskaus ,d >Vds ls mls ckgj fudky dj Qasd fn;k] ij ,slk djus ls muds isV dh vkarsa ckgj fudy vkbZa fQj Hkh ml ohj us dksbZ ijokg ugha dhA dej dl dj ”k=q lsuk ls tw>rs jgsa vkSj rc rd yM+rs jgsa tc rd ”k=q lsuk dks nwj [knsM+ ugha fn;kA tc dksbZ Hkh vkØe.kdkjh chdkusj lhek ds vkl&ikl ugha jgk rc os egkjktk tksjkoj flag dks thr dk lekpkj lqukus x<+ esa igqaps ijUrq fdys ds njokts cUn Fks] rks vkius fdys ds Bhd lkeus ls [kkbZ;ksa dks ?kksM+s lfgr dwn dj ikj fd;k vkSj thr ds lekpkj lquk,sa vkSj mlh {k.k bl ohj dh vkRek LoxZ dks iz;k.k dj xbZA egkjktk dks cgqr nq%[k gqvkA mUgksaus gqDe fn;k fd bl iq.;kRek ¼txjketh½* LokfeHkDr dk Lekjd ¼N=h½ tgka muds izk.k fudys] mlh LFkku ij cukbZ tk,A fdUrq ckn esa gh ;g fu.kZ; gqvk fd ;g Lekjd ,sls LFkku ij cuk;k tk;s tgka ls egkjktk izfrfnu vius egy ls gh n'kZu dj ldsA ;g Lekjd uox`g cqtZ twukx<+ esa fLFkr gSA Lekjd esa izfrf"Br f'kykys[k ds vuqlkj gjukFk flag iqjksfgr ds iq= txjke th dk LoxZokl lEor~ 1797 vk"kk<+ 'kqDyk ,de ds fnu gqvkA txjke th ds ohjxfr izkIr djus ij xkao jklhlj muds iq= nsodj.k th dks fn;k x;kA<sup>7</sup> bfrgkldkjksa us bls psfjVscy xzkUV nsdj n'kkZ;k gS tcfd okLrfodrk ;g gS fd jktiqjksfgrksa dks tks xkao ;k tehu nh tkrh Fkh] ml ij VSDl ugha nsuk iM+rk FkkA ijokuk cgh vius vki esa lk{; gSA [;kr ns'k niZ.k esa Hkh jktiqjksfgrksa ds ;q) dkS'ky ls izlUu gksdj jktkvksa us mUgsa tehusa] rkthe esa o`f) dh gSA⁸ jkBkSM+ksa dh rjg gh jktiqjksfgrksa dks tkxhjs izkIr FkhaA rFkk le;&le; ij mudh rkthe esa Hkh o`f) dh tkrh FkhaA budk jkT;ksa ds bfrgkl esa cM+k ;ksxnku FkkA ;s yksx jkT; ds LrEHk Fks] bUgsa Hkh fofHkUu lqfo/kk,a vkSj vf/kdkj izkIr FksA⁹

      txjke th dk tUe chdkusj ds ikl xkao nslylj esa lEor~ 1775 esa gqvk FkkA firk gjukFkflag cM+s cgknqj O;fDr gksus ds lkFk&lkFk vPNs ?kqM+lokj FksA bl dkj.k vPNs ?kksMs+ j[kus esa mudh fo'ks"k #fp FkhA ,d ckj ckn'kkg us mUgsa ?kksM+s ij lokjh djrs gq, ns[kk rks ckn'kkg dks mudk ?kksM+k ilUn vk x;kA gjukFkflag us rRdky ?kksM+k ckn'kkg dks utj dj fn;k vkSj mldh ,sot esa ckn'kkg us gjukFk th dks nslylj xkao vkSj vius iz/kku lykgdkjksa esa fu;qDr dj QkSt esa cM+k vksgnk fn;kA vius firk ds in fpUgksa ij pyus ds dkj.k txjke th chdkusj fj;klr ds lsukifr jgsA bl ohj us ek= 22 o"kZ dh ;qokoLFkk esa gh ,slk j.kdkS'ky fn[kk;k tks bfrgkl ds iUuksa esa vafdr gksdj vfeV gh ugha cuk cfYd R;kx vkSj cfynku dh ;kn nqxZ esa vc Hkh ekStwn gSA chdkusj dk >aMk Åapk j[kus esa vusd ohj viuk j.kdkS'ky fn[kkdj 'kghn gq, ysfdu nqxZ esa Lekjd dsoy blh ohj ¼txjketh½ dk fufeZr gqvk vU; dk ughaA bl Lekjd vkSj muds j.kdkS'ky ij jktiqjksfgr lekt dks vkt Hkh ukt gSA txjke th dh ,d N=h nslylj xkao esa Hkh izfrf"Br gSA

lanZHk %&

1-          jsÅ] fo”os”ojukFk&ekjokM+ dk bfrgkl] izFke Hkkx] xoeZsUV izsl] tks/kiqj] 1938 & ist ua- 351

2-         vks>k] xkSjh”kadj ghjkpUn&chdkusj dk jkT; dk bfrgkl]  Hkkx izFke] oSfnd ;a=ky;] vtesj] 1930 & ist ua- 312

 vks>k] xkSjh”kadj ghjkpUn&tks/kiqj jkT; dk bfrgkl] Hkkx f}rh;] oSfnd ;a=ky;] vtesj] 1997  & ist ua- 650&653

3-         vks>k] xkSjh”kadj ghjkpUn chdkusj jkT; dk bfrgkl] Hkkx izFke] oSfnd ;a=ky;] vtesj] 1930     & ist ua- 313

4-          jktoh] vejflag&feMk;oy fgLVªh vkWQ jktLFkku] jkuh cktkj chdkusj] 1991 &] ist ua- 375

5-         iqjksfgr cU/kq ekfld if=dk & jes'k

6-         xtsfV;j vkWQ nh chdkusj LVsV& ikmysV ist ua- 50&51

dfojkt “;keynkl d`r] ohj fouksn] Hkkx & 2] mn;iqj] 1886  ist ua- 502&03

n;kynkl dh [;kr Hkkx& II ist ua- 64&66

vks>k] xkSjh”kadj ghjkpUn tks/kiqj jkT; dk bfrgkl] Hkkx& II] vks>k] ist ua- 654

feMk;oy fgLVªh vkWQ jktLFkku ds ist ua- 375 ij txUukFk iq= gjukFk iqjksfgr fy[kk gSA

7-         ijokuk cgh ua- 4] ist ua- 192

8-         fl<+k;p n;kynkld`r] [;kr ns'k niZ.k ist ua- 141

9-         vlZfdu] ds-Mh- jktiwrkuk xtsfV;j] foUVst cqDl] ubZ fnYyh 1992 & ist ua- 323

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